Yacht for that discerning gift recipient; 38 foot.

A gleaming yacht, eight inches long, but as you see it's got 38 feet. Little plastic human looking feet attached to the bottom of the boat's hull. If the joke wasn't so obvious, it would give me nightmares.

The box it comes in even looks like a crate. The website has been showing these "out of stock" for the longest time, I was wondering why we hadn't been getting online orders for them.