Men's underwear with proper markings!
"Darlington Stripe" men's briefs from Nasty Car Apparel. Quite disgusting in appearance, but it's just a joke. Is your deskmate a slob? Out-do him with these. They don't stink, but we do carry "fart spray" if you are some sort of method actor.
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Item #PJ1333 Disgusting Men's Briefs $7.79
Limited to stock on hand.