Stork Poop?

There are many uses for large, realistic fake bird crap. Is someone acting a bit too smug about that new car? Nothing takes the wind out of their sails like a big bird mess on the windshield. Someone having a new baby? What's a new baby without stork poop?

Due to advances in artificial bird dropping technology, we are able to offer this latex gag for less than a dollar. Get several for maximum effect. File this one under PRACTICAL JOKES.

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Item #PJ1304: Giant Bird Poop 99¢
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