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Stink perfume is like... a Morning Breeze

sku: PJ1284
Our low discount price $3.79 or lower!
Stink perfume is like... a Morning Breeze

The horrible stink perfume**


It looks like a harmless bottle of cologne, but it could make a person cry.

Buyer agrees to hold the Restless Mouse harmless from all liability, it's like if someone sold you a skunk, right? Some say this smells like rotten eggs, but I think it's got some essence of sewage pond in there too, maybe a hint of dog vomit.

Comes to you carded, in a little box, in a round bottle; sometimes we get flat bottles.

The current batch is labeled "Fleur De Fekhal Parfum" and at the bottom it says PARIS LONDON FRANCE.

I know some people came here looking for a brand called "Morning Breeze" but I believe this is the same active ingredient. All I know, is I was taking a new photo for the ad, and on a whim I opened the bottle and took a sniff (Like someone might when perusing your medicine cabinet) and I nearly threw up! And I have a dog I have to clean up after sometimes, and that doesn't bother me, and I drive past a sewage pond by the freeway, and sometimes that smells like french toast. So it's not like I am overly sensitive.

So give it a try, we have a money back guarantee that includes original postage paid to us, on everything we sell.
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Item #PJ1284 POTENT stink perfume

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