Every Lottery Ticket a Winner, Baby!

All winners! Now others can enjoy the thrill of victory and the agony of defeat. Both of those.
As you see we have an assortment, you get whichever ones we send, guaranteed to fool anyone who hasn't been gotten by this gag before (That does makes one leery). They are manufactured with the industry standard scratch-off technology.

Price is per ticket. If you buy more, we will send in perforated sheets of up to 5 matching tickets, for added realism. We currently have; Joker's Wild, RaceCar,Make Three Wishes, and Let 'em Roll. Will send random unless you specify. Check out the low qty. price for resale or whatever.
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Item #PJ1237 Fake Lottery scratch tickets 49¢
See below for quantity discount!