burning cigarette joke

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#PJ1227 CIGARETTE BURN: A little gift from The Perfect Houseguest

It's kind of fun to leave one of these fake cigarette burns on the fancy dresser when you leave from staying at your sister's house- It will freak her out momentarily, until she realizes that you left yesterday and the cigarette probably wouldn't be lit. It's the kind of thing she's come to expect from you.
Looks realistic on most burnable surfaces. Carded

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#PJ1227 CIGARETTE BURN: A little gift from The Perfect Houseguest