ITEM #PJ1222: Corny un-tearable sex cards, "party pack"
These are those classic little cards that say;
IF YOU ARE IN THE MOOD FOR SEX
Keep this card and smile
If you are not in the mood for sex
TEAR THIS CARD UP
But of course the card is actually made of some kind of government rubber and merely stretches, cannot be torn up (and I have tried)
This is a great component for a CARE package for that newly divorced friend. Price shown is per pack of 20; they are meant to be shared ya know. Price reduced while current supplies last.