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Infamous NO TEAR Sex Cards - 20 pack

sku: PJ1222
Our low discount price $0.99 or lower!
Infamous NO TEAR Sex Cards - 20 pack

Dorky fun from '71: No-tear Sex Cards


These are those classic little cards that say;

IF YOU'RE IN THE MOOD FOR SEX
Keep this card and smile
If you're not in the mood
TEAR THIS CARD UP


...But of course the card is actually made of some kind of government rubber and merely stretches, cannot be torn up, or at least it's very difficult.

This is a great component for a CARE package for that newly divorced friend. Price shown is per pack of 20; they are meant to be shared ya know. Price reduced while current supplies last. Great resale item if you care to repackage them. Don't kid yourself, people always love practical jokes.

A NOTE ABOUT QUANTITY PRICING: Please note the quantity pricing below is for these lots of 20; so, for example, if you buy 25 lots, you get 500 cards. There is a steep discount right there because they are bundled in 500's.
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Item #PJ1222 Notear Sex Cards, lot of 20 for 99¢

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