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Hickeys even with Hoodies

They invented turtleneck sweaters just because of hickeys, and now I suppose "Hoodies" serve a similar purpose. I don't understand all these kids shuffling around looking like the grim reaper, hoods up even in nice weather. Maybe it's to hide hickeys.
We aren't too far from Forks, Washington, which has become a mecca for vampire geeks, you know their moms are going to be upset when they come back with chewed-up necks.
That's where these fake hickeys come into play, maybe if you send the kid into the fray pre-bitten it will ward off real bites. Garlic helps too.
These fake hickeys are uglier than the competition because they look more realistic when applied.
Online research indicated that these are also known as "love bites" and furthermore says: Love-bites or hickeys are generally considered more passionate when biting is involved