Mystery Grab Bag

#JD0395 Mystery Grab Bag - never boring

At least $15 worth of Flotsam and Jetsam from the sea of Novelties... For just $3.95
Some say that most of the fun is in the anticipation. I remember buying a surprise bag at a beachside tourist shop when I was a kid, and being horribly traumatized by the contents. It made me what I am today; bitter and cynical.
But I digress. Our surprise bags are guaranteed to be an excellent value; The actual value of these grab bags vary, but we have a money-back guarantee, so you have little to lose and lots of cool stuff to gain.
We get all kinds of sample products in the mail, at trade shows, and we even buy samples or small lots of things to investigate. Also, we also run low on things we can't get anymore, or that we are not planning to carry anymore (It's a constant battle to keep a good supply of new and different items on here so you folks won't get bored.)
This means you get merchandise worth MUCH MUCH MORE than what your grab bag cost. Take a chance, have some fun!

SPECIAL NOTES FOR GRAB BAGS

NOT ALWAYS A BAG- Your grab bag may come in a paper sack, a box, a plastic bag, or no packaging at all. It may be just a few higher value items or many smaller items.
INSPECT CONTENTS- Grab Bags may include scissors or other items not safe for small children. GRAB BAG RETURNS- If you are returning a grab bag you must return the entire contents, for a full refund - I can't imagine anyone returning one of these though, you are sure to find enough stuff you like in there to make it worthwhile.
TO USA ADDRESSES ONLY- Offer cannot go to APO/FPO addresses either. Why? Because those all require each item to be enumerated on a customs form. Too much work!
LIMIT ONE- One grab bag per order, it's supposed to be for fun, not profit, on this item. But we really lose our shirts on these, so we gotta limit that.
Sorry, One Grab Bag Per Order - any higher qty will be refunded