Five function Designer Nail Clippers

From our "This is just so wrong" department: Nail clippers, with a file, knife, keychain attachment... and a bottle opener.

This is where I part ways with the maker of this device. If your nail clippers also have a bottle opener, you might be a redneck.

Oddly enough, there are various interesting artsy designs on the back of the file, you get whatever is on top of the box, practically every one is different.

Everybody should have one for the truck keys and one for the camper, one to keep in the lunchpail for the bottle opening duty, etc. Price is per each.
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Item #HP3030 Toenail Clippin' & Bottle Openin' Tool 99¢
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