Road Rage Megaphone does all the work!
Back by popular demand. One problem with having "road rage" is that sometimes you get a sore throat from yelling. But modern technology has solved this problem; Your road-rage megaphone does the yelling and cussing for you! (There's probably a cellphone app for this but the megaphone is LOUD)
I'm not going to ruin it for you by enumerating all of the sounds for you; There are six buttons, each with one yelling/cursing "incident". Here's an example; Two honks followed by "Green is for F-ing GO! GO, you G#$mn idiot!!" Except it used the actual words you think it uses, edited here because some people shop from work. They all include honking too.
The other thing it does is kind of hard to describe. When you pull the megaphone switch on the handle, the same guy makes, uh, car revving noises? Like he is making fun of the other driver's motor? There are two versions of this that alternate each time you hit that switch.
It includes two ordinary AAA batteries that are easily replaceable.
I suppose that the comedic effect of this thing will reduce your road rage but increase the wife-rage. Carded, UPC 29042 73115
A new year, a new sale. But, this time we really mean it. Limited to stock on hand, subject to prior sale, most or all of these items will not be restocked, ever.
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