Naughty Cow Keychain

Our poopy *pigs* are so popular we just had to bring back the poopy cow classic keychain gag, our customers were actually demanding it (go figure) Special low price, I bought 8 boxes of the crazy things, the Mrs. thinks I have gone a little crazy. (It's just a little keychain cow that appears to "poop" a bit when you squeeze.)
These are individually wrapped in plastic, but they are not edible! That's gross.
I put these on sale because they were a little stingy with the poop on this batch, you have to squeeze kinda hard. I guess that's so it doesn't poop in your pocket!

A new year, a new sale. But, this time we really mean it. Limited to stock on hand, subject to prior sale, most or all of these items will not be restocked, ever. Our usual customer satisfaction guarantee applies. It's ok to use any other coupon or promotional item we may offer at the same time.