It fell out of the truck

Horrible and horribly funny at the same time, The "Redneck Wife" license includes details like "EYES: 1Blue1Green" and RESTRICTIONS: Barefoot & Pregnant" Guys, sneak it into your wife or girlfriend's purse, if she has a good sense of humor... - This is from a closed business so I don't know if I can round up more than the quantity shown below... CLICK THE PIC for a closer look!

Item #CM9176 Redneck Wife License $1.89
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