Witness Protection ID, of sorts.

The government can't stand for people to be off the grid, I wouldn't be at all surprised if they made some sort of generic ID for protected witnesses. Didn't Larry the Cable Guy make a movie about this?

These souvenir licenses are like new but are "old stock" from a closed business so I don't know if I can round up more than the quantity shown below... CLICK THE PIC for a closer look!

Item #CM9153 Witness Protection / Joe Blow ID $1.89
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