Darwinian Financial Advice
Get financial advice from a monkey in a suit, with a fat cigar, fancy office chair, desk, computer to play Freecell, etc. Now he's getting all smug and complacent again. When will he learn? This is one of our favorite "office gifts".
A new year, a new sale. But, this time we really mean it. Limited to stock on hand, subject to prior sale, most or all of these items will not be restocked, ever.
Our usual customer satisfaction guarantee applies. It's ok to use any other coupon or promotional item we may offer at the same time.