"Butt Talks" The infamous fart CD DVD

The Fart CD; it's all in the comedic timing.

You might think that a CD of farts would be easy to produce, but there are over 500 farts that made the cut when they cut the cheese. Now how many farts did they have to produce to edit it down? Different foods had to be consumed to produce the various noises. Why, the cost of burritos alone was probably much more than we are asking for this recording. I was able to reach the reclusive dude that made this CD recently. He made me a great deal for two dozen more, I think he was in production, or merely ate some beans.
In any case, I got a much better deal so now we can offer these CD's for a pittance- just $3.49 or less! Good thing too, I'm not going to try to make a CD like this, we just painted in here.