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Hair brush for bald heads - classic gags
The nice gift box says "Hair brush for bald heads", inside it's just a handle with a terrycloth "brush" - I guess you could polish the ol' dome with it. This is great as an "over the hill" gag gift. == OUR LOWEST PRICE EVER == * We bought way too many in anticipation of them being featured on a TV show (Who we sent several to, free of charge!). I guess they didn't want to risk offending their chrome-domed viewers! ("Not that there's anything wrong with that!" said the hairy guy) * While suppl...
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Big Fridge-type magnet - YES I'm still single
== ITEM #BD1510: Still Single (gosh!) Magnet == * If anyone asks this annoying question again, just point at this big magnet on the fridge. (The little girl in the corner is saying "gosh") * Big 2" by 3" size, professionally manufactured heavy duty with a strong magnet * CLEARANCE CLARENCE has marked these down to make room for even more stuff, I have seven big boxes of stuff the UPS driver brought today, in the way... what were we thinking?
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Babe! Pig from movies figure & keyfob
== ITEM #PF2337: Babe - Pig in Suburbia? == * Cute 2.5" "Babe" figure, comes with keyring and 1" x 2" plastic transparent keyfob with her name emblazoned thereon. * The keychain assembly easily unscrews from an inconspicuous teeny hole in the back of her neck. Not for toddlers, I suspect it's one of those choking hazards you hear tell about. * A fun addition to your collection of out-of-scale farm animals or for the keys to the pig-slop shed. == SPECIAL PURCHASE ITEM == * That's how we got th...
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Tire Alarm Clock
== #BD0380 Tire Alarm Clock == * It resembles a low profile car tire on a fancy rim * Runs on one double-a battery (not included). A dependable and fun alarm clock. * Comes in illustrated box as you see. * The Mrs. is campaigning to put this LAST ONE in the "regifting" box, but I would rather sell it to you!
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I'm Not A Snob Sign
== ITEM #4E14: I'M NOT A SNOB sign == * I'm not a snob, I'm just better than you. * Colorful plastic 7.75 x 10.5" sign with punchouts for hanging, or use double-backed tape. * The image shown above only conveys the idea, the actual product is colorful and sharp with no smudges, and does NOT have THE RESTLESS MOUSE printed on it. == Why the low price? == * Reminds me of my ex girlfriend.
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Bachelor Black Book
== ITEM #NF0001: Bachelor's Little Black Book == * Every bachelor needs a little black book! * This one is extra nice, with dating tips, pick-up lines, and more, along with lots of space for names, addresses and phone numbers, each with a star rating system! * Great birthday or divorce party gift, or bachelor party favor. == IT'S ON SALE == * Our best price ever for this item. However, supplies are limited to stock on hand. Satisfaction guarantee applies.
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The Cubes! Zombies from the head office
== ITEM #CU0663: Cubes Glowing Corporate Zombies == * This is the corporate zombie set, it contains four zombies, 2-3/4" (7 cm) tall posable plastic figures with eerie glowing green skin. * You also get mini accessories including briefcase, laptop, and more. * Could be an eerie addition to your Cubes setup or just for a little desktop fun with the dead what walks amongst us. * We are closing out the CUBES line, sale priced, remaining stock only. Grab them while you can at this low price.
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The Cubes! Copy Room
== ITEM #CU0661: Cubes Copy Center == * The copy room is the nerve center of any organization, it's the same at GloboMegaCorp. * This is where cube dwellers can fax, copy, or shred those TPS reports, make copies of their buttocks, or make fun of Art, the temp who works there. * The Cubes Copy Room includes three walls, two file folders, a copy machine that rolls!, a fax machine, shredder, wastebasket, table, a big wall shelf, and a 2-3/4" (7 cm) tall posable figure named Art, who hangs out by...
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CUBES Motivational Speaker
== ITEM #CU0659: Motivational Speaker CUBES Set == * Your cube dwellers must listen to the lame jokes and stories from the Motivational Speaker. The boss thinks he will boost morale and make them better employees. They will have to participate in role playing exercises, and Larry from accounting will probably start to cry. * The Motivational Speaker is a 2-3/4" (7 cm) tall posable plastic man, and comes with a 1-3/4" (4.4 cm) tall realistic looking podium, and illustrated display box. * Any s...
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The Cubes! go to sensitivity training
== ITEM #CU0658: Cubes - Eve the sensitivity trainer == * Eve the sensitivity trainer includes her trusty pointer, easel and 4 hilarious training cards (Or make your own featuring your co-workers!) * In the poster shown here, the man is saying "That Dress is Hot" which seems to annoy the woman in the poster. Notice the "anger lines" above her head. Wouldn't it be nice if there were lines above your coworker's heads to indicate their moods? * We are closing out the CUBES line, sale priced, rem...
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The Cubes! Corporate Protester
== ITEM #CU0657: Cubes Protester/Agitator Dude == * Stereotypical Protester, he's got a soapbox to stand on and a variety of signs, from "DOUGHNUTS ARE A RIGHT" to "Robots Steal Jobs" - or make your own out of any stiff paper. * Fun illustrated box, makes a great desk accessory too. * We have the entire Cubes collection, see them all here, learn more at www.cubefigures.com, you can download "carpeting" and other such features there. But come back here for the best price! * We are closing out ...
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The Cubes! Set 3 Ted the combover guy
== ITEM #CU0654 Cubes Set 3 - Ted == * This is The Cubes set #1, includes office employee "Ted", Every office needs a combover guy. If it bothers you, there is a hat in the expansion set, or simply paint his head. You're the boss. * Ted comes with standard 3 1/2 wall cubicles and all the other equipment that each of these sets get. == About The Cubes == *We have the entire Cubes collection, see them all here, learn more at www.cubefigures.com, you can download "carpeting" and other features t...
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The Cubes! Delivery Man
== ITEM #CU0656: Cubes Delivery Man== * The man in brown, he shows up every day, with packages from the head office, the company T-shirts, whatever. * This efficient guy comes with a 2" handcart that really rolls, and a box (you assemble the little box on your break time) Fun illustrated box, makes a great desk accessory too. * We have the entire Cubes collection, see them all here, learn more at www.cubefigures.com, you can download "carpeting" and other features there. Come back here for th...
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The Cubes! Poor Ol' Joe #2
== ITEM #CU-0651 Cubes Set #2, Joe the Sad Sack== * This is set #2, includes office employee "Joe", My personal favorite, he kind of reminds me of hapless "Gil" on the Simpsons, he's a loser but he still keeps on trying. * Comes with standard 3 1/2 wall cubicles and all the other equipment that each of these sets get. Won't you adopt Joe and work on his morale? == ABOUT THE CUBES == * Cubes sets come in a clever box, and you can link the cubes sets together to build an office empire in less s...
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The Cubes! Ann Set #4
== ITEM #CU0650 Cubes Set #4, "Ann" == * This is set #4, includes office employee "Ann", She's the one with that stupid "Hang in there" cat poster in her cubicle. * You get her cubicle and all of her standard office equipment, desk, computer, phone, etc. * It all comes in a clever box, and you can link the cubes sets together to build an office empire in less space than your inbox uses, you won't even have to knock those TPS reports on the floor (unless you WANT to). * Makes a great team-buil...
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Good Girls / Bad Girls sign
== ITEM #4A03 Good Girls/Bad Girls Sign == * Good girls go to heaven, bad girls go EVERYWHERE * Colorful plastic 7.75 x 10.5" sign with punchouts for hanging, or use double-backed tape. * The image shown above only conveys the idea, the actual product is colorful and sharp with no smudges, and does NOT have THE RESTLESS MOUSE printed on it. * CLOSEOUT SALE - Now only 99 cents while supplies last!
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SMILE sign
== ITEM #4A04 SMILE Sign == * It's the second best thing you can do with your lips * Get your mind out of the gutter, I think the #1 thing is to whistle. * Colorful plastic 7.75 x 10.5" sign with punchouts for hanging, or use double-backed tape. * The image shown above only conveys the idea, the actual product is colorful and sharp with no smudges, and does NOT have THE RESTLESS MOUSE printed on it. * New low price while supplies last
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Pacifier Charm
Teresa thinks this is so cute, she wants to have another kid so she can make earrings out of them and it will be like, topical. Please say she is joking. These metal pacifier charms are 1 3/4" long, suitable for charm necklaces, bracelets, whatever. Ironically, they should be kept away from real babies, they are no only a choking hazard, but a swallowing hazard, I swallowed a nickel when I was five. But that's a story for another day. It's our lowest price ever for this item. While supplies l...
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MONICA'S WASHINGTON DC driver's license
From the dusty archives of one of our suppliers, Monica Lewinsky's "driver's license" - It's a bit of political history, and funnier in retrospect. Colorful, hard plastic laminated. While supplies last. ITEM CM9040
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Symptoms from Flapjack Toys - Depression
== ITEM #GG1002: Pill Bottle Symptoms- Depression == * From Flapjack Toys, the urban vinyl, "monster in a pill bottle" collection, for lack of a better description. they call it "Symptoms". * It's a 6.5" tall monster that comes in a giant 7.5" brown pill bottle. * Each monster has his own problems, this guy is depressed. You would be too if you lived in a pill bottle. Collect them all. Or don't. == ON SALE == * BELOW COST, WHILE SUPPLIES LAST - Watch our SALE page, we are trying to get our in...
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Symptoms from Flapjack Toys - Itchy Scalp
== ITEM #GG1003: Pill Bottle Symptoms- Itchy Scalp == * From Flapjack Toys, the urban vinyl, "monster in a pill bottle" collection, for lack of a better description. they call it "Symptoms". * It's a 6.5" tall monster that comes in a giant 7.5" brown pill bottle. * Each monster has his own problems, this guy has a very itchy scalp. Collect them all. Or don't. == ON SALE == * BELOW COST, WHILE SUPPLIES LAST - Watch our SALE page, we are trying to get our inventory down so we won't have rent st...
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Symptoms from Flapjack Toys - Shortness of Breath
== ITEM #GG1005: Pill Bottle Symptoms- Shortness of Breath == * From Flapjack Toys, the urban vinyl, "monster in a pill bottle" collection, for lack of a better description. they call it "Symptoms". * 6.5" tall monster lives in a giant 7.5" brown pill bottle. * Each monster has his own problems, this guy has shortness of Breath, as indicated by the twisted straightjacket and of course the cigarettes. Collect them all. == ON SALE == * BELOW COST, WHILE SUPPLIES LAST - Watch our SALE page, we a...
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Symptoms from Flapjack Toys - Dry Skin
== ITEM #GG1006: Pill Bottle Symptoms- Dry Skin == * From Flapjack Toys, the urban vinyl, "monster in a pill bottle" collection, for lack of a better description. they call it "Symptoms". * 6.5" tall monsters that comes in a giant 7.5" brown pill bottle. * Each monster has his own problems, this guy has Dry Skin like you would not believe. Collect them all. == ON SALE == * BELOW COST, WHILE SUPPLIES LAST - Watch our SALE page, we are trying to get our inventory down so we won't have rent stor...
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Assistant Manager's Pennant
== ITEM #BD0050: Asst. Manager Pennant == * Celebrate the big promotion, for yourself, your employee, anyone who has attained the lofty title of "Assistant Manager" * It's big! 25" long * Colorful soft felt pennant == ON SALE == * WHILE SUPPLIES LAST - Watch our SALE page, we are trying to get our inventory down so we won't have rent storage anymore.
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REVERSE TIME! Backwards running clock includes second hand
== ITEM #BD0302 Backwards Clock == *Backwards numbers & backwards running clock, this model also includes the second hand. * Standard wall clock size, measures 10 " across. New in display box. * It's kind of like a schoolroom clock, in fact I seem to remember them running backwards too? * If your buddies can't work out what time it is, let them sleep on the couch. * NOTE.. The style may be a bit different from the picture, the hands rounded, not pointy. Otherwise the same. * Joseph H. writes ...
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SIXTEEN pack! Bottle Cap Magnets
== ITEM #BD1515: Bottle Cap Magnets == * You get all SIXTEEN magnets shown here, it's the complete "Magnet Mania" series. * They come in 4 display squares (see inset) * Includes the "Flavors" set (GRAPE SODA, CREAM SODA, LEMON LIME, and ROOT BEER... * Plus the The "colorblindness test" set (Well, that's what it looks like!, * ...and the "fruit logo" set, * On a more useful note, you also get the "message set", those caps say "Call back!, "Things to do", Urgent!, and "don't forget!" They are a...
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Lucky Charm Bracelet in neato box
Each 8" (20.3 cm) metal bracelet comes with five lucky artifacts; The number Seven, A horseshoe, one dice, a four leaf clover, and a wishbone. The metal charms are nicely detailed and range in size from 1/2" (1.3 cm) to 1" (2.5 cm). Fits most wrists, unless you're captain of the shot-put team you should be OK there. Illustrated window box. Suitable for wear to Casinos, Bingo Halls, the lottery counter, the tax auditors office (allegedly fends off bad luck too) * CLEARANCE PRICE! Our best pric...
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Shakespeare Insults with gum
== ITEM #EP0501: Shakespearean Insult Books with gumballs. == * Each tiny gum set includes seven 1" tall boxes that look like miniature Shakespeare volumes. Inside each of those boxes you will find two fruit flavored gum balls plus an eloquent Shakespearean insult printed on the inside. * Surely it will offend intellectuals and confuse the dimwitted. * More information about Shakespearean insults can be found on the Internet. Apparently he was sort of a Don Rickles of his time. == ON SALE == ...
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Classic Hangover Ice Pack
== ITEM #HP0555 Hangover Ice Pack == * The box says it's for hangovers, but it's an all-purpose high quality Hot or Cold Pack * Black fabric, because who wants to look at loud colors at a time like this. == IT'S ON SALE == Our best price ever for this item. However, supplies are limited to stock on hand. Satisfaction guarantee applies.
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SEALIFE growing sea critters from capsules
== ITEM #TG2200: SEALIFE CAPSULES == * You get 12 assorted growing sea critter capsules on a 6" by 9" card, for one low price! * Drop the capsules in water and watch the assorted sealife appear and grow to many times their original size. What will it be? Are you sure this is how Bill Nye the science guy got started? * NOT FOR USE IN VODKA. In fact - do not ingest these little sponge critters at all. Keep away from that weird kid with the gleam in his eye. * ON SALE While supplies last
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Dashboard Scurvy Spring Pirate
== ITEM #NF0243: Bobbling Dashboard Skull of a Scurvy Dog Pirate == * Stick this 3-1/2 inch tall Dashboard Pirate Skull on a nice bouncy spring in your car, on your pushcart or bicycle, or just on your desk. * Designed to warn off unwelcome intruders. * Hard vinyl skull on a metal spring w/ peel-off & stick on base. * Mine nods sagely as I describe the poor driving of other drivers, and the bad habits their mothers had. == ON SALE == *Never before this low priced! While supplies last, just a ...
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Groovy Jewelry - SURPRISE Bead Bracelet grab bag!
== ITEM #AC7223: Asst. Bead Jewelry GRAB BAG FOUR FOR A BUCK == * We got a great deal on a big box of jewelry from a shop that closed, passing most of the savings on to you! You won't find a price like this anywhere else. * Fits most ladies wrists * We have this batch of bead bracelets,in assorted styles; plus other, umm, "hippie jewelry" from Club Kuaii. You get FOUR ASSORTED JEWELRY ITEMS FOR ONE DOLLAR. See the selection in our "Groovy" department, but we get to choose at this super giveaw...
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Dualtone 8" train whistle
== ITEM #TG2111: Realistic Train Whistle == * This eight inch dual tone handmade wooden train whistle sounds like the real thing. Great for train lovers or your community playhouse production of "Petticoat Junction". * New in shrinkwrap, direct from the carton. == ONE CENT SALE == * A "loss leader" to entice you cheapskates * Limit one per order
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Stewie in your Pocket
== ITEM #NF1290: Stewie... in your Pocket == * These are great fun, sound bite buttons on a handy keychain unit. * Straight from FOX's huge hit TV series Family Guy comes Stewie Griffin. Includes the sayings... * Damn You, Vile Woman! * Who The Hell Do You Think You Are? * Stop Mocking Me! * You Shall Rue This Day. Well Go On, Start Ruing. * I Come Bearing A Gift. I'll Give You A Hint: It's In My Diaper And It's Not A Toaster. * Put Me Through To The Pentagon! == SALE ITEM WHILE SUPPLIES LAST...
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ANTS - Hill, anteater not included
Your ant friends, fake ants, a bunch of them as shown. Take them to your next picnic, line the ants up in a row on the dinner table. Start your own shady extermination business. Glue them to one of our giant combs for "Crab Prevention Week". ITEM PJ1010, our lowest price ever, while supplies last.
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Hollywood! Movie clapper slate
I am told that this clapper was the same brand used in the "Blair Witch Project", so if you want to make a movie about teenagers running around cussing in the woods, this is what you need. A fun and potentially useful accessory for any home or independent movie maker. 7 3/4" by 7" Wooden clapper board with a slate veneer. New in header bag. ON SALE, Our lowest Price ever, while supplies last. ITEM BD0221
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Annoying dark room mosquito
Bzzzz Bzzzz! That's what you will be hearing when you turn this on and hide this little unit out of sight. When the lights go out, this device will simulate mosquito buzzing. This will infuriate your victim as they won't know where it's coming from. They will get up, turn the light on, the room will fall silent. A great practical joke device that will drive people nutz, making your day complete. ON SALE NOW- Our lowest price ever, while supplies last. ITEM PJ2000
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Groovy little stash bags
I don't even know what these little bags are called, they are well made, you see it has a little belt to hold the flap shut, tucked inside is a generous neck string. As you can see, we have quite a variety of colors on these, so we will send whatever is on top as far as color. I have priced these really low to make up for it though. We got a very good deal on a whole bunch of stuff like this. OUR LOWEST PRICE EVER- On sale while supplies last. ITEM AC7330
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Dashboard Talking Homer Simpson
== ITEM #NF1240: Talking Dashboard Homer == * 6" tall Homer Simpson figure sits on your dash (includes velcro) and tosses off hilarious homerisms, either automatically via motion sensor, or at your command via a button. * Price reduced! I am trying to get more but my supplier is holding out on me or something....
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Savvy Bachelor Little Black Book!
Every bachelor needs a little black book! This one is extra nice, with dating tips, pick-up lines, and more, along with lots of space for names, addresses and phone numbers, each with a star rating system! Great birthday or divorce party gift, or bachelor party favor. ITEM NF1252 ON SALE- Our best price ever for this item. However, supplies are limited to stock on hand. Satisfaction guarantee applies as always.
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Hay to Market windup Horse and Cart
Just for you aspiring farmers out there, a little countryside for your desktop... wind the horse up and he will pull the cart along. * He sort of hops along actually, which annoys the farmer greatly, because he is not Amish, and it makes the hard drive on his iPod skip. (DISCLAIMER I am kidding about the ipod) * The whole contraption is almost six inches long. See also our #TG2131 same cart but empty. Horses may vary, farmers are identical unless you modify them somehow. == IT'S ON SALE == * ...
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Windup Farmer, horse and cart
A farmer with an empty cart behind his horse, full of potential. Just for you aspiring farmers out there, a little countryside for your desktop... wind the horse up and he will pull the cart along. * He sort of hops along actually, which annoys the farmer greatly, because he is not Amish, just poor. * The whole contraption is almost six inches long. See also our #TG2130 - same cart but that one has a load of hay, which cannot be removed, (Some sort of agricultural practical joke?) * Horses ma...
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