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Extra Cheesy merchandise, you know you love that sort of thing. We always go for the corny stuff. cheesy equals corny in this neck of the woods.
Bald Guy s Hair brush BOX GAG
Bald Guy's Hair brush BOX GAG

Our Price: $0.99
Mermaid s Comb
Mermaid's Comb

Our Price: $1.29
Watch winding Noise Gadget
Watch-winding Noise Gadget

Our Price: $0.99
Pirate skull stickers They be puffy
Pirate skull stickers. They be puffy

Our Price: $0.99
Infamous NO TEAR Sex Cards 20 pack
Infamous NO TEAR Sex Cards - 20 pack

Our Price: $1.79
Naked Strip Poker Deck
Naked! Strip Poker Deck

Retail: $5.39
Our Price: $3.89
GIANT GOLD Rock N Roll Sunglasses
GIANT GOLD Rock-N-Roll Sunglasses

Our Price: $3.88
 Butt Talks The infamous fart CD DVD
"Butt Talks" The infamous fart CD DVD

Our Price: $4.97
Pirate bandages
Pirate bandages

Our Price: $3.97
The buttons they forgot PANIC ANY DAMN IT
The buttons they forgot: PANIC - ANY - DAMN IT!!

Our Price: $1.94
REALISTIC Fake Lottery Scratch tickets
REALISTIC Fake Lottery Scratch tickets

Our Price: $0.47
Our Exclusive CT 3254 Paper smudging Device Eraser
Our Exclusive #CT-3254 Paper-smudging Device (Eraser)

Our Price: $0.39
Really Big Comb well over a foot long
Really Big Comb - well over a foot long

Our Price: $2.19
Diet Spoon Real stainless steel Dieting Utensil
Diet Spoon - Real stainless steel Dieting Utensil

Our Price: $1.94
Bacon Flavored Toothpicks natch
Bacon Flavored Toothpicks, natch.

Our Price: $1.99
AA Battery eating MONSTER
AA Battery eating MONSTER

Retail: $6.95
Our Price: $4.99
Toast Stamper I Love You
Toast Stamper "I Love You"

Our Price: $2.64
HOW TO MAKE LOVE book new reprint version
HOW TO MAKE LOVE book (new reprint version)

Our Price: $3.49
Death Mints in coffin tin
Death Mints in coffin tin.

Our Price: $1.98
GROSS OUT cookbook for kids
GROSS-OUT cookbook for kids

Our Price: $1.99
World s Best Clown Gags by Musson
World's Best Clown Gags by Musson

Our Price: $3.79
Garlic Mints repel vampires
Garlic Mints repel vampires

Our Price: $1.98
Mom s Taxi Retro waving hand for your car
Mom's Taxi - Retro waving hand for your car!

Our Price: $1.97
Disappearing Dagger
Disappearing Dagger

Retail: $2.99
Our Price: $1.69
BIG SPENDER money clip
BIG SPENDER money clip

Our Price: $1.99
Yacht for that discerning gift recipient 38 foot
Yacht for that discerning gift recipient; 38 foot.

Retail: $9.89
Our Price: $5.79
Bacon flavored Floss
Bacon flavored Floss

Our Price: $3.29
Third Eye
Third Eye

Our Price: $0.99
Crazy phony shot in the arm or butt needle
Crazy phony shot in the arm (or butt!) needle

Our Price: $3.59
Walking Robot Pencil Sharpener
Walking Robot Pencil Sharpener

Our Price: $4.99
Bullet thru window gag
Bullet thru window gag

Our Price: $0.99
New BULLSHIT megaphone
New! BULLSHIT megaphone

Our Price: $5.99
Pull my finger Fart finger pen
Pull my finger! Fart finger pen!

Our Price: $2.89
Love Hangover fridge magnet
Love Hangover fridge magnet

Our Price: $1.84
Complaint Department Mousetrap Gag
Complaint Department Mousetrap Gag

Our Price: $3.99
Backwoods Attitude Adjuster
Backwoods Attitude Adjuster

Our Price: $9.64
Classic black eye shiner gag instant makeup
Classic "black eye"/ shiner gag & instant makeup?

Our Price: $1.99
3 piece chicken dinner BOX GAG
3 piece chicken dinner BOX GAG

Our Price: $1.99
Corny IN CASE OF FIRE box gag
Corny IN CASE OF FIRE box gag

Our Price: $1.99
Corndog Car Air Freshener
Corndog Car Air Freshener

Our Price: $1.19
Dog Doo Replica in latex
Dog Doo Replica in latex

Our Price: $0.99
Hula Girl Tropical Air Freshener
Hula Girl Tropical Air Freshener

Our Price: $1.29
Grow A girlfriend
Grow A girlfriend!

Retail: $3.99
Our Price: $1.99
Soft Pirate handbag
Soft Pirate handbag

Retail: $14.95
Our Price: $11.99
EMERGENCY YODEL
EMERGENCY YODEL

Our Price: $8.94
Alien Roswell quarter
Alien Roswell quarter

Our Price: $4.98
Get a round tuit
Get a round tuit

Our Price: $0.15
tip and strip naked lady strip tease pen
tip and strip - naked lady strip-tease pen

Our Price: $2.19
It still works Snake in a nut can
It still works! Snake in a nut can.

Retail: $4.95
Our Price: $3.19
Naked Men Tip Strip pen
Naked Men Tip & Strip pen

Our Price: $2.29
Windshield Bird Mess Gag
Windshield Bird Mess Gag

Our Price: $0.99
Zillion Dollar Bill 25 pack
Zillion Dollar Bill! (25 pack)

Our Price: $3.89
Doctor Fart keychain assistant
Doctor Fart keychain assistant

Our Price: $2.94
Pretzel Pin
Pretzel Pin

Our Price: $0.99
Squiggly the classic magic worm
Squiggly the classic magic worm

Our Price: $1.39
OBAMA 0 Parody Bill 25 pack
OBAMA $0 Parody Bill (25 pack)

Our Price: $3.92
Classic Poopy Pig Keychain
Classic Poopy Pig Keychain

Our Price: $0.89
Poopy COW aka naughty cow keychain
Poopy COW aka naughty cow keychain

Our Price: $0.89
Dead Duck
Dead Duck!

Retail: $2.79
Our Price: $2.49
Awesome Yodeling Pickle
Awesome Yodeling Pickle!

Our Price: $8.99
Shit Be Gone Toilet Tissue
Shit-Be-Gone Toilet Tissue

Our Price: $2.98
The TERRIFIED pickles 4 pk
The TERRIFIED pickles! (4 pk)

Our Price: $2.99
No tear Sugar Packet
No-tear Sugar Packet

Our Price: $0.99
Wee garden Gnome
Wee garden Gnome

Our Price: $1.29
Trailer Trash Flashing Solar Keychain
Trailer Trash Flashing Solar Keychain

Our Price: $1.29
The Kid s book of insults
The Kid's book of insults

Our Price: $1.29
Prop Cigar of JUMBO proportions
Prop Cigar of JUMBO proportions

Retail: $1.95
Our Price: $1.47
Retro 30 s Art of Dating book
Retro 30's Art of Dating book

Our Price: $3.89
Surprise Mystery Grab Bag
Surprise Mystery Grab Bag!

Our Price: $1.00
     
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