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Corny

Extra Cheesy merchandise, you know you love that sort of thing. We always go for the corny stuff. cheesy equals corny in this neck of the woods.

Bald Guy's Hair brush BOX GAG Our Price: $0.99	Mermaid's Comb Our Price: $1.29	Watch-winding Noise Gadget Our Price: $0.99	Pirate skull stickers. They be puffy Our Price: $0.99
Infamous NO TEAR Sex Cards - 20 pack Our Price: $1.79	Naked! Strip Poker Deck Retail: $5.39 Our Price: $3.89	GIANT GOLD Rock-N-Roll Sunglasses Our Price: $3.88	"Butt Talks" The infamous fart CD DVD Our Price: $4.97
Pirate bandages Our Price: $3.97	The buttons they forgot: PANIC - ANY - DAMN IT!! Our Price: $1.94	REALISTIC Fake Lottery Scratch tickets Our Price: $0.47	Our Exclusive #CT-3254 Paper-smudging Device (Eraser) Our Price: $0.39
Really Big Comb - well over a foot long Our Price: $2.19	Diet Spoon - Real stainless steel Dieting Utensil Our Price: $1.94	Bacon Flavored Toothpicks, natch. Our Price: $1.99	AA Battery eating MONSTER Retail: $6.95 Our Price: $4.99
Toast Stamper "I Love You" Our Price: $2.64	HOW TO MAKE LOVE book (new reprint version) Our Price: $3.49	Death Mints in coffin tin. Our Price: $1.98	GROSS-OUT cookbook for kids Our Price: $1.99
World's Best Clown Gags by Musson Our Price: $3.79	Garlic Mints repel vampires Our Price: $1.98	Mom's Taxi - Retro waving hand for your car! Our Price: $1.97	Disappearing Dagger Retail: $2.99 Our Price: $1.69
BIG SPENDER money clip Our Price: $1.99	Yacht for that discerning gift recipient; 38 foot. Retail: $9.89 Our Price: $5.79	Bacon flavored Floss Our Price: $3.29	Third Eye Our Price: $0.99
Crazy phony shot in the arm (or butt!) needle Our Price: $3.59	Walking Robot Pencil Sharpener Our Price: $4.99	Bullet thru window gag Our Price: $0.99	New! BULLSHIT megaphone Our Price: $5.99
Pull my finger! Fart finger pen! Our Price: $2.89	Love Hangover fridge magnet Our Price: $1.84	Complaint Department Mousetrap Gag Our Price: $3.99	Backwoods Attitude Adjuster Our Price: $9.64
Classic "black eye"/ shiner gag & instant makeup? Our Price: $1.99	3 piece chicken dinner BOX GAG Our Price: $1.99	Corny IN CASE OF FIRE box gag Our Price: $1.99	Corndog Car Air Freshener Our Price: $1.19
Dog Doo Replica in latex Our Price: $0.99	Hula Girl Tropical Air Freshener Our Price: $1.29	Grow A girlfriend! Retail: $3.99 Our Price: $1.99	Soft Pirate handbag Retail: $14.95 Our Price: $11.99
EMERGENCY YODEL Our Price: $8.94	Alien Roswell quarter Our Price: $4.98	Get a round tuit Our Price: $0.15	tip and strip - naked lady strip-tease pen Our Price: $2.19
It still works! Snake in a nut can. Retail: $4.95 Our Price: $3.19	Naked Men Tip & Strip pen Our Price: $2.29	Windshield Bird Mess Gag Our Price: $0.99	Zillion Dollar Bill! (25 pack) Our Price: $3.89
Doctor Fart keychain assistant Our Price: $2.94	Pretzel Pin Our Price: $0.99	Squiggly the classic magic worm Our Price: $1.39	OBAMA $0 Parody Bill (25 pack) Our Price: $3.92
Classic Poopy Pig Keychain Our Price: $0.89	Poopy COW aka naughty cow keychain Our Price: $0.89	Dead Duck! Retail: $2.79 Our Price: $2.49	Awesome Yodeling Pickle! Our Price: $8.99
Shit-Be-Gone Toilet Tissue Our Price: $2.98	The TERRIFIED pickles! (4 pk) Our Price: $2.99	No-tear Sugar Packet Our Price: $0.99	Wee garden Gnome Our Price: $1.29
Trailer Trash Flashing Solar Keychain Our Price: $1.29	The Kid's book of insults Our Price: $1.29	Prop Cigar of JUMBO proportions Retail: $1.95 Our Price: $1.47	Retro 30's Art of Dating book Our Price: $3.89
Surprise Mystery Grab Bag! Our Price: $1.00

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