About The Restless Mouse Novelty Company

The Restless Mouse Novelty Company has been providing novelties and unusual items online since 1998, starting out back in the heyday of eBaY and graduating to a full-fledged website with hundreds of items.

Who we are

It's a "mom and pop" operation run by John and Teresa Everett- Teresa does the actual work, John farts around on the Internet doing "research" and sometimes answers the phone. The kids are horribly embarrassed by the whole thing and will have nothing to do with it.

We operate out of our home north of Seattle, Washington. We plan to acquire or open a retail shop upon retirement, in about 2020. (It's sooner than you think!)

Strategy

We have two primary customer groups; Retail novelty customers who want to get the best price, and resellers who like being able to buy at a good price in small lots.

Our prices are HARD BOILED (They are difficult to beat). We offer a full 90 day no-hassle return window.

Please feel free to email or call with your comments and questions.