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Well, the Christmas shipping season is over, I have Almond Roca breath, and Santa is wondering why someone got him a Norelco razor.
SHIPPING SPECIAL CONTINUED.... We are still offering FLAT RATE SHIPPING of $3.95 for regular shipping and $4.95 on PRIORITY MAIL for a limited time.
(See, My wife thinks it's a bad idea to subsidize your shipping costs, and she usually wins. But she s got other fish to fry right now.) FYI: FLAT RATE means it's the same regardless of the size or weight of your order. The $3.95 rate even applies to CANADIAN orders! Living in some other corner of the world? Just load your cart, it will tell you the shipping before you pay.
PHONE ORDERS (425) 343-6750 or toll free (800) 948-5785 They both route to a cellphone that tends to wander off. Plus the confounded thing kicks into voicemail after about two rings. And I don't use it while driving. So please be patient.
MAIL ORDERS There is a "send check or Money Order" option at the end of checkout, or just scribble your order on a napkin and mail that.
RETURNS We hardly ever get these. I don't know if our customers are always satisfied, or just tired. Anyway, read our return/refund policy here.