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THANK YOU for a GREAT 2011 - We hope 2012 will be even better here at The Restless Mouse... Hope you enjoy our three big 2012 initiatives: Clear Discounts: We are noting the competitor's price where available, so you can see your savings! #12 SALE: Renewing our effort to make room for NEW stuff by DRASTICALLY discounting many items! REVERSE SHIPPING: USA/CANADA Shipping starts as low as $4.49 & gets LOWER as you add items to your cart! Click the blog box below to see what else we have up our collective sleeves! PHONE ORDERS (425) 343-6750 or toll free (800) 948-5785 They both route to a cellphone that tends to wander off. Plus the confounded thing kicks into voicemail after about two rings. And I don't use it while driving. So please be patient. MAIL ORDERS There is a "send check or Money Order" option at the end of checkout, or just scribble your order on a napkin and mail that. RETURNS We hardly ever get these. I don't know if our customers are always satisfied, or just tired. Anyway, read our return/refund policy here.The Fire Picks: Pretty hot toothpicks $1.97 Clean/Dirty Dishwasher magnet $1.89 GROSS-OUT cookbook for kids $2.39 "Butt Talks" The infamous fart CD DVD $3.49 Retro 30's Art of Dating book $3.67 CEO Monkey set $3.39 Million Dollar Bills TEN PACK $1.29 OBAMA $44 Bill (25 pack) $3.99 OBAMA $666 Parody Bill (25 pack) $3.99 Zillion Dollar Bill! Fort Knox edition $3.99 LARRY of 3 stooges ; driver's license $1.95 MOE of 3 stooges fame ; his driver's license $1.89 Tic Tac Toast - Breakfast Lessons $0.79 Lighted Rose $1.39 Marked Card Deck; The hard way $0.97 Cricket Detention Facility (Bug Jar) $0.49 Puffing Prop Cigarettes $0.97 Dead Duck! $1.95 The obligatory fake mouse $0.69 Fun on the Farm stickers - BIG sticker set $1.29 Classic rubber Whoopee Cushion $0.89 Belly Button Brush $0.99 Spare Eyeball $0.89 Hillary Clinton $0 Socialist Bill Gag ( 25 pack) $3.99 Hillary Clinton $3 Bill Gag ( 25 pack ) $3.99 The very latest in fake hickeys $0.97 BEER MONEY pays for itself $0.39 Betty Boop's TOONTOWN driver's license $1.89 Elvis driver's license. $1.89 Marilyn Monroe driver's license $1.89 Dr. Freud Analyst 8 ball $5.29 Walls have ears $5.95 Color Fridge Magnet Set $1.89 Whimsical Eraser $0.19 TIKI South Seas Packing Tape $1.39 Onion Ring Mints? This is getting silly. $1.97 Bacon Mints? They're good. $1.97 Poopy COW aka naughty cow keychain $0.39 Brown paper BS bag single $0.39 Mystical fingertip smoke $1.97 The infamous loaded Dollar Snatcher $1.99 They Pretend to Pay Me Sign $1.29 I MISS MY MIND Sign $1.29 I Don't Practice What I Preach Either sign $1.29 WOMAN WITH PMS caution tape $1.99 Corndog Mints (tin of 100) $1.97 Third Eye $0.97 Mighty Mini Muscle Wrestler Wall Walkers $1.49 Drawing at Denny's $3.99 Paulie, the rude ^$@^ parrot $2.97 Groovy Playing cards $1.29 Whimsical CD Foot! $0.99 Wooden Nickel, Buffalo, Color. $0.10 GIANT super toothbrush $4.89 Relighting Birthday Candles $1.29 Classic Fake Parking Ticket Gag $0.49 Handy gold purse sewing kit $1.69 Disgusting Water-fly with worms $0.99 Round Playing Cards $1.49 Bullet thru window gag $0.97 Kids Kards professional magic deck $1.95 Leather Coin Keeper NICE $2.89 BLACK SHEEP prop Inflatable JUST $2.49 $2.87 Super 5X Magnifier $1.29 Carpenter's Pencil (Because that's how we don't roll) $0.29 ROAD RAGE megaphone $3.87 Bug In an Ice Cube - put to the test! $0.95 Long range Remote Control Farting $8.47 Crooked deck of playing cards $2.29 Trailer Trash Flashing Solar Keychain $1.29 Hand-cranked Spaghetti Fork $4.47 Really Big Comb - well over a foot long $2.89 2010 "Tea Party" Note 25pk $3.99 Dracula's Driver's License $1.89 "Redneck Wife" Driver's License $1.89 Invisible Man Driver's License $1.89 Bill Clinton Souvenir Driver's License $1.89 Get a ride from your mummy! $1.89 President Lincoln's Driver's License $1.89 Monica FRIENDS Driver's License $1.89 Alien Express Credit Card $1.89 Frankenstein's Monster's Driver's License $1.89 Redneck "Mini Me" ID $1.89 Butch Cassidy ID card $1.89 Alien New Mexico Driver License $1.89 Government ID for Witness Protection Program $1.89 Howard Stern NY License $1.89 Clint Eastwood Western License $1.89 Ronald Reagan License $1.89 Che Guevara Revolutionary License $1.89 Windshield Bird Mess Gag $0.99 CURLY of 3 stooges driver's license $1.89 Super Nerdy Calculator Watch $10.99 The clever wooden Popout snake $2.27 Zero-Zero Obama Parody Money $3.99 Garlic Mints repel vampires $1.97 ZOMBIE MINTS brain flavored $1.99 Dr. Obama 000 Bills (25 pack) $3.99 Support Arizona $12 Freedom Bill #1 $3.99 Pretzel Pin $0.89 Crazy Strobe finger lights $0.99 infamous Booger of a snotnose Keychain $0.89 Retro Pill Popper's Keychain $0.89 Growing alien! $0.19 Classic Fart Powder $0.94 Support Arizona $12 Freedom Bill #2 $3.99 Flush Light: The Toilet Night Light $3.29 GIANT Knife and Fork $3.95 Rattlesnake Eggs $0.89 Big Family Tree Map $3.94 FASHION box gag $1.95 The MONEY MAKING machine $3.89 Classic! The cold toilet squirt $1.29 STINKO cigarette loads $0.89 Ladies nasty skidmark underwear $2.95 The big Chattering Teeth $3.95 99 cent Mystery Item - You can't lose $0.99 Sweet And Salty SALT LICK mints $1.99 Classic Dinner Bell $11.59 Nice little Pocket Telescope $0.89 "credit card" Fresnel Lens Handy Magnifier $0.49 Brain Floss $2.29 Tiny Solar Racer $1.79 The Millionaire's Mini Scissors $0.39 Naked Men Tip & Strip pen $2.49 Dog Doo Keychain $1.29 Whistling Tailpipe Gag $1.97 Bacon Flavored Toothpicks, natch. $1.97 Bathroom Items Poster $2.99 Two Headed Nickel $2.29 100 Million prop "dope deal bundle" $10.99 Monty Python Playing Cards $1.49 Handy Emergency Poncho $1.79 Puffing Prop Cigars $1.29 OBAMA $9 Bill (25 pack) $3.99 lighted prop stage cigar $2.99 Rock through Window gag $3.59 Golf Balll through Window gag $3.59 The Kid's book of insults $1.39 The Cubes! Temps Team $2.00 2 tailed 50 CENT PIECE $7.89 HUGE 5' FLAG Hoist the Jolly Roger! Grommeted Pirate Flag $4.79 Bill Gates Hackers License $1.89 Bill Clinton "Sex Dollar Bill" (25 pack) $3.99 Billion Dollar Bill 25 PACK $3.99 Obama 7 - the "Bow Wow" bills 25pk $3.99 25 pk. Trillion Dollar Bills $3.99 Millenium Million Dollar Bill 25 pack $3.99 Zillion Dollar Bill! (25 pack) $3.99 Round Tuit (Back by popular demand) $0.25 Devil's Coin Bank $1.39 Mystery Grab Bag $3.95 Glow in the dark Fairies $0.89 Emergency MEOW button $7.99 Mother & Baby keychain (pregnant keychain) $2.37 Creepy Screechy Monkey Keychain Flashlight $2.00 Guatemalan Worry Doll Set $2.29 Old BUSH 2001 tribute money; Pad of 25 $3.99 Old BUSH 2002 tribute money; Pad of 25 $3.99 Old BUSH 2003 tribute money; Pad of 25 $3.99 Old BUSH 2004 Cowboy Parody money; Pad of 25 $3.99 Old BUSH 2004 Uncle Bush Parody money; Pad of 25 $3.99 Stink perfume is like... a Morning Breeze $3.79 EXPLODING SOAP BAR $0.87 Stupid smiley Happy rocks $1.95 Camper's Permanent Match $2.39 Die Cast Knight Set $4.89 Death Mints in coffin tin. $1.89 Wunna See our Pride and Joy $0.39 Invisible Dog on a leash $5.98 Whimsical Mermaid Comb $1.49 Old BUSH 2005 Red States Reserve Notes; Pad of 25 $3.99 OBAMA $0 Parody Bill (25 pack) $3.99 The cigarette burn $1.19 Retro Fuzzy Dice $1.98 Pirate bandages $3.77 Surefire Diet Spoon $2.49 50 Amazing Illusions $1.79 Magnetic Tricky Scotty Dogs $3.47 Fart in a Jar $1.95 Deer Head Antenna Top $2.89 Bear Head Antenna Top $2.89 Alice's Eatery Sign $2.99 America's Highway Sign $2.99 Spongebob Air Defreshener $0.45